Always House Gorgeousness truthers.

Maybe Churchill Downs is an homage to this house.

I mean I’m the exact kind of desperate to get get laid kind of guy who would fall for that so yes, yes I would.

I actually think I prefer ads over that godawful piping that is all over the current jerseys.

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Best part though is obviously the Giants being even worse than the Padres.

I was making an obscure Seinfeld reference. I think Keith is great, and I would love to hear the shit he says between innings all the time.

“I’m Keith Hernandez.”

Pretty disgusting, mysoginistic behavior from Keith Hernandez. What a damn shame, it’s 2017, and he’s making comments like this? I thought we would be past this. This just shows you what happens when you have an industry dominated by men; you get this kind of filth on our airwaves. You know, I have one question for…

OH MAN THIS REMINDS ME OF THIS ONE TIME IN COLLEGE WHERE WE WERE DOING FIREBALL SHOTS OUT OF PEOPLE’S POO-HOLES (ANUSES) AND SOME WISECRACK THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE EVERYONE LMAO TO SET ONE ON FIRE. WHEN I SAW THAT GAPING MAW OF FIRE, TEQUILA, AND A SMALL DINGLEBERRY I THOUGHT “NO WAY BUT THIS IS COLLEGE AND THERE IS NO…

The stance, as it always is on Deadspin, is that labor is good and capital is bad, and that the players should hold the owners up by the ankles and shake them until their last dime falls out if they have the leverage to do so. The stance is not wrong. If someone else wants to pay Donnarumma 15 mil a year then 10 mil…

For years I begged you guys to cover the Red Wings. Begged you. The magic of Datsyuk. The playoff streak. The back-from-3-0-that-wasn’t in 2011, featuring Filppula’s game 6 goal, my favorite as a fan including all the Cup winners. Now, here it is. All the Red Wings coverage I could ask for. “The Dynasty that Ate…

The rare case of snitches who don’t get stitches

Again, I’m not necessarily arguing that Hinkie was bad at his job, but neither am I arguing that a multiyear tank project should pay immediate dividends. I’m arguing that Hinkie didn’t have success as GM of the Sixers. You can make the case that this wasn’t his fault, and that’s fine. Maybe it wasn’t! But I can tell…

Was there with my wife and my folks. My dad is the most lukewarm Rockies fan among us (he likes them, but has always been meh on baseball and mainly relies on my mom to keep him informed of their record, which is usually trash by this time of year). We were all on our feet when Nolan came to the plate. Then that first…

[high five]

whanged is a criminally underused word.

The conceit of bullfighting is that death is on the table. Look on it this way: This guy validated his sport.

Oof