Pretty sure that 1) he was wearing shorts and 2) that I was just taking the piss because I’m feeling salty about possibly losing a good young player from the US team.

“Edmonton is the top attraction in the Pacific”

From the Guardian piece linked:

Here he is getting pantsed by Mexico last month:

Just wait until the “Dest to Barca” rumors start up.

@NoraPrinciotti

His Festiva’s probably been in the shop again

Washington paid him more than $42 million to go 15-16-1 his last 2 years there. Doesn’t require a Mensa member to analyze those results.

So a clean spleen screen means Darnold can reconvene with Gang Green?

Article: “guys who hit .240"

Except it’s also about money because the whole point of the draft is to acquire young, cost-controlled players who aren’t able to negotiate their true worth to the team.

Minshew is an anagram for "Wins? Meh."

Lotta friendlies and games against CONCACAF minnows that need players. Also he did play very well for Reading in the Premiere League one year. He was on the 2010 WC roster which is where I found him to start this little exercise.

Well, former USMNT and Seattle Sounders goalkeeper Marcus Hahnemann seems like a possible suspect. Why, here he is retweeting Jason Rantz himself!

Khris Davis just needs to go 17-for-17 these last 4 days to finish with a .247 batting average for the 5th straight season. That’s what I’m rooting for.

Gonna need to add 20-25 pounds to that man before he’s anywhere close to dadbod territory.

Not only did he play, he had 8 tackles (4 solo) and forced a fumble!

I remembered him being Rookie of the Year, but I did not remember how terrible his actual performance was in that year (.633 OPS!). What an awful year for rookies in the AL.

Looks like Gladwell got to you, as you’ve clearly done this to spark a conversation. That said, I am eager to learn which players in the NBA this year are Butt.

Phillies aren’t going to the playoffs because their starting rotation is dismal and because guys like Franco, Segura and Hoskins had relatively disappointing years. Also they traded for Jay Bruce and he didn’t hit all that well and got injured. That has nothing to do with Harper’s contract.