Nick Foles’ clavicle had a breaking point, as we all do. How much pressure, how much force, how much trauma can a bone or a person withstand before it snaps?

How did Dimond do in the swim meet Friday?

Sad news for bettors who had Dimond covering the spread

They sound good on wax, though.

I didn’t remember Mackey Sasser being a Pirates prospect, but I was surprised there was no mention of his career being partially derailed by his inability to throw the ball back to pitcher.

pshit

Does anyone know what happened to Mr. Brown?
Either he’s alive, or he’s dead, or the Pats got him...or they don’t.

Adomaitis, rest your brain
Take a break from every day
Sell the house, the car, the pain
(Just be sure to live again)

Hi it’s me the pedantic pet peeve guy: the strikethrough indicates the parts that you changed, or “fixed” on the writer’s behalf. No need for the separate callout that only serves to distract from your humorous revision.

Crapulence?

Damien Williams having two good games in that Chiefs offense is not the data point you’re stretching for it to be.

After knowing it as STQ early on, the game became Maul Ball later on when I moved to the mid-Atlantic, which is a pretty great and completely non-offensive name.

The announcers are criminally under-jazzed by this play. McCarver should be calling a bingo game somewhere.

+1.5 Stone

He promptly went out and gained 22 yards on 20 carries over the first 3 games of 2015.

Somehow the player turnover in the NFL doesn’t seem so extreme until you actually go back and look at things from a few years ago. Here’s the ESPN top 25 fantasy player rankings for 2015, the year before Elliott joined the league:

And football in the groin has a football in the groin

only if he was brought in to do PBP of the concourse at MetLife during halftime of a Jets game

the progression clearly goes:
play from the heart > roadie name Bart > “in the charts” > barf