Stupid game my brain just played with me: what would John Sterling’s call for an Aquino homerun be? So far I’ve got:
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Speaking of the future being wide open, I heard Tom Petty’s “Into the Great Wide Open” yesterday and there’s a lyric in there that has always bothered me:
why not see what Kevin Davies is up to, as well?
Just another way Trump’s tariffs have had a deleterious effect on our country. Poor Harvard grads can’t catch a break.
#yesthismakesnosense
Meanwhile, Old Man Rooney has developed a case of senioritis and got sent off in the 1st half today. He might very well get drunk and arrested on every team flight the rest of the year. Ole Kamara’s goal was nice, though.
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oh man, Cubo was a legitimately exciting player when he came to MLS.
His association (and clutch performing) with that 2004 Red Sox team is forever a blemish on my enjoyment of that season.
When you get the chance to hire Popeye’s dad, you take it.
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Dallas McPherson
I guess we can infer that you would have been completely ready for professional athlete life at age 19 when you’ve been the best of your local age group and are suddenly thrust into the maelstrom of the highest echelons of the sport. No chance you might have had trouble adjusting to that because you're not "lazy" or…
Oh shit, did they finally find that Fountain of Youth? We’re all doomed.
“Move the fuck on No Body Gives A fuck about You Or your problems”
“it just needs to be sped up, which will come with time and experience with the system.”
So the only time they made the playoffs was when they had a bunch of veteran players leading the way. And other than that a 20-year wasteland. So let’s assume that they’ll somehow succeed only by building through their farm system this time?
This team is already stocked with young players on the rise! But they’re not going to develop an entire pitching staff from their farm system. And if they did somehow do that, it would take years and years. 70 wins is not better than 85! Yes 85 only gets you to the fringes of the Wild Card race, but that’s a hell of a…