Economy Candy rules. Took my kids for the first time this past summer:

Also, the reference was already made in the piece itself.

he appears to be using some kind of gnarled tree branch for a bat

Let’s remember some Sixtos!

Yeah, no way. I get where you have to be tenacious to get scoops and stories, but I’ll never understand why reporters waste so much time and effort (not to mention readers’ and viewers’ time) asking questions which will either produce rote answers or solicit zero new information.

Did someone say “Bear minimum?”

A man, a plan?, a Dolan, no Duran(t): The Knicks

The 12-4 season in 2016 is the functional equivalent of having Ja Rule attached to the event.

I’d go Raiders there because there’s the veneer of something special/worthwhile, whereas the Browns are more of a “Beach Boys at the State Fair” kind of vibe.

always highlight truthers

Fitting that Sevilla wore kits that make it look like they’ve been attacked by a knee-high shark.

It was nice of them to let Kerber have a highlight in there when she made it 2-2 in the second set.

and the blood from your knuckles tames the bite of the garlic just enough

I don’t know what’s up with those uniforms or the weird state-shaped logo they’re employing now, but using The Price Is Right sad tuba soundbite for airballs amuses me greatly.

+1 Scouse translator

dammit this was supposed to be a picture of Hitchbot, not sure why it didn’t take (or why I can’t see it if it did):

holding out for that Golden State waiver claim like:

Reading further, it seems plausible that 2018 offensive coordinator Mike Groh (or his posse) could be pushing this narrative. Lots of talk about how Reich and DeFilippo had Wentz under their control but now Wentz is becoming more vocal and “selfish.” 

“Wentz only saw, it seemed, one receiver the majority of the season: Zach Ertz.”