The answer is somehow still “Tom Coughlin”

Who is worse: Jags bodypaint guy or Jags skinny tie guy?

Who’s getting rich? The fans? The players? No, not really, so your line of argument isn’t really what’s at stake here. Honestly this is - to me - one of the best-written pieces that Haisley has contributed to this site. There’s no easy answers and lot of confusing backstory and subtext to the whole thing. Not to…

Todd Bowles is disappointed in the choices you’ve made. Not surprised, just disappointed.

Because it’s none of your goddamn business

thought that at first, too, but the official flips the other guy’s score from 4 to 5, so his shot must have hit the table and just been blokkered from view.

This is late and probably fairly useless, but Matt Flynn was not “great” with the Packers. He had 1 good game and 1 great game late in consecutive seasons (one of which his team lost). He parlayed that into $10M in guaranteed money (good on him!) and later returned to the Packers where, if we’re being generous, he was…

Because you can’t churn out a JaMarcus Russell, he’s more of a volcanic eruption.

I am so much dumber for having clicked and skimmed. It took 4 people to write all that! I wonder if they split their $1 evenly?

Truly he’d be crazy not to join the team that churned out Matt Mauck, Tommy Hodson, Matt Flynn and Rohan Davey.

I thought his name was Bill?

Colts got the ball to start the 2nd half, so you could argue that possession changed on 4 consecutive plays.

I think Patterson just wanted to see if Anderson was “a Jet all the way”

It looks like a mortal lock that the Central Division is going to have 5 playoff teams this year because the 3rd-best team in the Pacific right now is probably Phoenix (cue sad tuba for the denizens of Edmonton).

Broke: Antoine

This was great. Instead of the year-end “let’s have the blog parents email us about Deadspin” can we get them on video to “Remember Some Posts”?

this deserves better than being buried on a soon-forgotten weekend post

nice try, narc

my 4 year-old ate a bunch of corn for dinner not long ago and apparently chewing is not his strong suit

“I was going to suggest that he turn in his press pass...”