+1 show with everything but Yul Brynner 

Couldn’t find an exact match, but closest I’m hearing is a downy woodpecker:

as Oshie returned to the bench, this prescient tweet:

2 of the loudest shows of my life were both Mogwai - at one I was pretty sure they were trying to hurt the audience via sheer decibels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d91Qn8QUks

you bastard

I don’t feel like clicking through to the continuations - does Ariane get her no-hitter?

Fun to be in first place, I’m sure. Current odds to win Western Conference:

Just a banner day for 4th-tier Big Ten teams today. At least the Rutgers guy only tried to kill people.

God, I got the 5th one and it already felt like I had watched a whole season’s worth of debauched football.

we’ll get here eventually:

On the other hand, Brodie Van Wagenen is definitely going to lead the Mets to glory next summer against those chuds from Camp North Star.

It took an extra hour because instead of taking a buyout on his contract, Todd wanted the Browns to provide him a proper severance:

Harry Palms stars in “Creamed in The Clearing”

Mike Lupica would like his shoes back now, thank you. 

“I’m just really proud of our kids to execute.” —Thomas Homan

“Be The Fight” takes empty motivational sloganeering to new heights. The Cavs might be the fight, but unfortunately that fight is Tyson-Spinks.

“At least he didn’t get benched for Horse Balls Anderson” - Nathan P., Orchard Park, NY

You’re on thin ice, mister...