Phil Jones:
1. Plays Hazard onsides
2. Accidentally nicks the ball right into Hazard’s path
3. Gives up on the play
4. Still has to use his keeper to come to a complete stop

How many goals did England score from the run of play in the whole tournament? They looked turgid when they weren’t bending in free kicks and…

I’m just a man, but I try to be human

How do the linespeople not succumb to leg cramps in a match like this? Has anyone checked the chair umpire for a DVT?

2008 would like a word with you

were he more nimble, he might best Bo Kimble

kudos to you, fellow Kinjan soldier. we’ll get through this together.

How badly is Pogba going to embarrass Mascherano at some point in that game? Artist’s rendering:

+1 scholarship to UC-Davis for Lebron Jr.

I’m sure he will Command Prompt attention from any team in which he has an interest.

Hard to know what his INTERnal thoughts are about the NET benefits of each offer he is EXPLORERing right now.

Oh shit Roy Marble! Why the hell do I remember Roy Marble?

Well, being exposed by Kirk Minihane is much better than being exposed to Kirk Minihane.

626 plate appearances, 13 walks!

And he can do it on a cold, rainy Tuesday in Stoke, too.

I know it’s a trick of the production process compounded by lighting and cell phone camera quality, but his face actually looks different on each card.

Look at this man!:

I see your Fermin and raise you an Alvaro Espinoza.

Walleye Joyner would like a word with you.

Stupid Kinja won’t allow superscript

+P² = a³