Cardinals fans, amiright?

You don’t even want to know what they were tweeting at Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

Good thing Torry Holt is retired or who knows what kind of hell would have broken loose.

It’s not a jacket, it’s a robe, and I’m leaving the wizard hat on.

Take Off Your Pants and (Green) Jacket

If you want to nitpick, I guess you can say that’s she’s smirking in the wrong direction. Natalie smirks on the right side of her face.

Misogynists seem to have a preoccupation with literal and metaphorical uncleanliness in women, whom they regard as easily defiled and once defiled, permanently so. Also, they’re frightened of vaginas and generally find them icky in their natural state (hence that preoccupied-with-babywipes/douches piece of shit).

Note that he only says “woman” in the line “We are not interested in the...woman.” He’s such an insecure babyman.

Only if we’re talking about your mom.

The point was the media would all pick it up and show it to the nation while saying “Oh that crazy genius Jim Harbaugh, what monkeyshines will he think of next.” And he can sleep well tonight after getting off on the fact that, whether he wins or loses, he’ll be having his dick collectively sucked by the sports media…

The addition of “well-washed” is somehow really upsetting.

I know it’s something only grown men are supposed to do*, but a grown man doing this in public is just... fucking pitiful.

This looks just like those idiots I drove by in Portland who were playing competitive leap-frog.

He is the king of projection. Every time he levels something against Hillary I now just assume he is talking about himself. “Hillary’s Foundation is shady!” (but his has actually broken the law) “It’s pay-to-play!” (sort of like that bribe you forked over to Bondi), “She doesn’t have the look to be President!” (stands…

Doubtful. I don’t see how anyone claiming to be any kind of Christian of any sort can actually be in favor of this guy, but there seems to be a huge amount of cognitive dissonance going on.

This is how Western Civilization collapses. Not with a bang but by watching some bangin’.

Tebow is taking notes, you know, for the next time he’s rounding third.

A presidential candidate just suggested that the American public should watch a sex tape.

My churl, my churl, don’t tweet at me;

“trembling autumnal leaf Nicole Kidman”