He might be the easiest person in the world to troll. I watched Ms. Clinton set him up over and over again. And he’d just jump right in the boat for her.

Yup. I guarantee you 50% of Hillary’s strategy was seeing which buttons set him off when pushed. Watch what happens next time. She’s gonna hammer those motherfuckers like she’s playing Wack A Mole.

It’s insane to me how much he’s refusing to acknowledge that he soundly lost the debate. He’s said the mic was defective, the moderator was biased, he was “going easy” on Hillary (for some reason), and any number of reasons. Sometimes, if everything else is the problem, the reality is YOU’RE the problem.

No, it’s because he has great temperament.

And micro-penis

“Even as Mr. Trump’s advisers publicly backed him on Tuesday and praised his debate performance, they were privately awash in second-guessing about why he stopped attacking Mrs. Clinton on trade and character issues and instead grew erratic, impatient and subdued as the night went on.”

typically, yes.

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

Skittles 2016!

That professor might’ve minted the next Michelle Bachmann. That’s how you galvanize staunch conservatives, by mocking them in their formative moments.

First hobby she listed is ‘brunching’.

Personally I would use the opportunity to get some grooming and hydration tips!

Not too bad. It sounds like most of them carry ice cream with them at all times.

Full of secrets if you ask me! MAYBE THE EMAILS ARE IN THERE!!??

still one of the funniest movies ever. I love it!

Limeaid concentrate is my go-to margarita mixer.

Not from concentrate isn’t real oj either. Flavor has to be added back in after the juice is sterilized. https://consumerist.com/2011/07/29/oj-…

Concentrate lemonade and limeade, on the other hand, is the shit.

Right? Look I feel bad for anyone losing their jobs and businesses in dying industries... but sorry, that concentrate crap is awful. Good riddance.

Ugh, that was the only juice my mother would ever buy when I was a kid... and then one day when we were on vacation, she made the mistake of letting me try some fresh squeezed. I would never drink that shit again. It’s not orange juice, it’s bitter, pulpy water.