Do you know what brand of sausage he uses?

Well, they haven’t had a lot of experience with winning major international competitions the last century so I guess I can see why they want it so much.

Fuck that shit. Germans like to win.

whatever, i’m too enthralled with #lochtegate to care.

A bronzed god with silver hair issues forth a golden shower.

I understand your concern but don’t know why you’re implicating me in all this.

i hate it when i walk into a joint, and apropos of nothing, i am told to use the bathroom.

I love that people are able to look at theUS and then make posts like this with a straight face. People clutching their pearls over this were never going to go to Rio in the first place.

To be fair, Lochte probably doesn’t know the difference.

Yeah, anybody can block anybody on Twitter. If the first I hear of you as a person is you up in my @s yelling at me about something (at the same time that THOUSANDS OF OTHER PEOPLE ARE ALSO YELLING AT ME IN MY @S) I would feel no compunction blocking you, and fuck anyone who tells me I am obligated to patiently let…

I was hammered walking home in north Philly and got jumped by a few guys and they held me up with a gun. I didnt have shit on me so lucky but as I was walking away they were saying check his socks etc. I was freaked out walking away with my back turned to people with a gun.I proceeded to go home and have a complete…

You’re lucky to be alive. Those Chicago cops are vicious when they’re drunk.

Had a gun pulled on me and others while playing pick-up basketball. The guy threatened everyone then left...and we just picked up the game where we left off.

I had a shotgun pointed at me along with my friends at a pizza party when I was 10. After it happened we finished the pizza party without really worrying about it but I had bad nightmares for weeks afterwards. Still can clearly picture what happened and scares me.

I got robbed once with two friends while walking to the Hell-Osco on Milwaukee Avenue in Chicago. Following that ordeal, what started as a grocery run turned into a marathon beer and shot session (with many free rounds when we retold the hold up story). Adrenaline works in strange ways.

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Well, that flopped.

You’re horrible.

His highest marks came from the German judge, who described the dive’s entry as “gut.”

Safe to say he might be experiencing some Malayse after this one