I find it ridiculous that anyone thought Lace the alcohol-chugging-rando was Lacey Chabert of PARTY OF FIVE and MEAN GIRLS! Def not fetch.

Does anyone else get depressed when they find out celebrities are younger than they are? Britney Spears is a few months younger than I am, LeAnne Rimes is two whole years younger than I am. What have I done with my life? I have a reputation among local non profits for being able to use a database, and married the best…

I just spat Diet Coke.

These concerts are invariably a drunken, tacky good time and I feel no shame in saying that.

For some people the pursuit of their ideal physique is enjoying life. I totally get the mentality of putting in the work, making the sacrifices and seeing the results you want. It is no different than enjoying competing in a sport. Sure, there are other things you could be doing with your time than tempo runs, track…

This is the WORST.

TLDR of this rambling: Find something that works for you. Stick to it. Do it for you and no one else. Do it until happy.

unwindulax?

Thank you for a comment that actually made me laugh out loud. I’ve been dismissing so many overreactions to my comment from people who clearly only bothered to read the headline and just want to troll, be outraged, look dumb.

did someone explain to him that it is not legislation?

Is it next week that we can stop pretending the VPs matter? I already forgot about Pence...

OH BUT BUT BUT WHAT ABOUT THE THIGH GAP *measure measure measure*

Six-pack is very overrated. I never understood the fascination for something so ugly.

Unless you need visible abs for professional or competition reasons, my god, what a waste of time and energy when you could be out enjoying life. If you honestly enjoy the extensive time in the gym and deprivation it takes to maintain those abs then keep doing you but a flat stomach and good health are rewards enough.…

Wow, I researched wheat belly and learned all about the scam! Keep your 2 cents, btw.

You like bigger and stupider pockets on your thighs? If you’re out for a hike somewhere, sure, use them. If you’re hanging out at the bar or going to a backyard cookout? Leave all that shit at home or in the car. What the fuck are you carrying in there that you absolutely need? Wallet in one pocket, phone in the…

Drew...this might get a little personal, but you are one of my favorite writers here in the Gawker universe, and I don’t even like sports all that much.

I’m thinking the short, tall guy must have been one of those that hit puberty really early, had a growth spurt before the rest, and got to play center in Jr. High basketball. At one point in his life was the tall guy, and now just can’t let it go.

Are you having a nice summer, kiddo?

Tell that to Thomas and Martha Wayne.