The Ottawa Redblacks huh? Looks like we found a professional team with a more racist name than Redskins you guys!

Fiancee = female

Given the style and size of the horns it’s obviously an ibex and not a goat. I don’t understand how people don’t see that though now everything is dark and my eyes sting but I can’t seem to blink what is going

You can decide if you want to go with me or not, Michael.

I am pleasantly reminded of this gem from StackOverflow.

COTD right here

Weird, I see the oil thing.

That’s a ram, not a goat.

Well, there it is right there.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

I would have been REALLY impressed if she was all “motherfucker we’re not talking about sex we’re talking about SEXUAL ASSAULT and it is highly revealing that you don’t know the difference!”

Those black, beady eyes...

More important, women with opinions and women who fight back.

“I’m sick and tired of [the majority of the population]...”

“I’m sick and tired of people like you...”

Nah, from his history he’s a total sociopath and misogynist. No problems with guilt. But BIG problem with not being deferred to as the smartest genius in the room who is always right on account of being a genius. He has tied his little wagon back to political power to Trump, so he can’t allow the truth about Trump…

Oh Megyn Kelly, how I simultaneously despise and cheer for you

One of his former campaign staffers said Newt made him watch his pre-teen daughters while Newt was out in the parking lot getting a blowjob from another man’s wife.

Newty seems triggered. Maybe by guilty conscience, eh?