“Space Trump.” I’m totally using this. 

How to explain Jalopnik’s ethos using a quote from the website:

“It’s function over aesthetics.”

Perfectly styled for the upcoming distopian future! 

Everything tapers to a very unattractive stump in the rear. I don’t like it, no sir

Counterpoint: the market is beholden to what the automakers provide. A shit sandwich will look like it’s trending hot if every option on the market is only offering a shit sandwich and people need new cars and are forced to just pick the shit sandwich they like the most.

First, Hooeydonk? That’s a real name? It pretty much creates its own jokes.

E90 M3. Limited production (for a M car) 4 door, S65 NA V8 with 8300 RPM redline. The 6MT will command more than the DCT

Why am i not gray?

It's an amazing technology. Extremely scary, but amazing. Both the military and law enforcement uses are obvious, but where are we going to draw the line?

The biggest problem with the Esprit is the pedal box. any car that requires special shoes to drive isn't great.

I like these features. I plan to do the right thing and give a home to an obscene German sedan soon. Once you romp the pedal on the right on that big MB V8 things are never quite the same.

Awesome!!

If a blind monkey keeps hitting a keyboard, eventually he will create the works of Shakespeare. Just sayin'.

Time to live up to your name, Torch-In-Sky.

I'm willing to bet that if there was such a thing as "Vintage F1 Championship" it would have more followers than the current pile of dung F1 has become.

"Hey boss, what do you think of this Spin design I just finished? I think this thing is ready for production!"