And then it will be announced that he has come back from death in order to retire.

There will come a day when Miyazaki will have passed away and people will tell me that he will never make another film. And I won’t believe them then either.

Apparently the answer to that question is way too real for coddled little liberals.

But is putting x number of people in front of a vehicle in a GTA game really such an original idea that a single person can claim credit for it?

mfw, everybody making videos of video games is making money off a game dev’s ideas.

Who cares.

This is a sad story but I hope it also serves as a cautionary tale that you shouldn’t spend all day and night gaming around the clock. And don’t think I’m holier than thou, I’ve done it before (especially in my college days) and I know how wrecked I felt afterward. It takes a toll that may be far more evident…

And I still don’t understand why any of you watch other people play video games. I get watching high level competition, or watching a guide on how to beat something, but Streaming is just plain stupid and you are all dumb for supporting it. Now get off my fucking lawn and stop making so much god damned noise.

Even if it pays, staying up 24 hours in row isn’t good for anyone. If he wasn’t his own employer, this could even be considered illegal in some places.

Gotta get that sweet death revenue bro.

Go to sleep already. The game isn’t going anywhere.

Knew after Korea, China, Japan, it would only be a matter of time before America had its own death-by-video-game victim. Sad.

Ohana means FIRE BLAAAASSST!

Okay, so the thimble. Nobody wanted it as a kid. But.... It has a an old wordl charm doesn’t it?

This is what happens when you forcibly call upon people from other dimensions just to get your 5 Star Camilla.

The numbers that they’ve wanted us to reach for the past missions have been insane, and I personally don’t even remember the rewards being that great for hitting the big W. The secret here will probably be that Marshadow is locked behind completions of Global Missions, and we would’ve had it by now if the missions had…

Man people just LOVE putting people in little boxes here hunh?

The evidence is not ancetdotal. I thought it was pretty obvious that Gawker was left leaning. And yeah the diversity thing was a bit off. But I always enjoy a good helicopter as gender joke. Why does that I have to mean I don’t believe in diversity? …

oorrrrr maybe i’m a moderate that is sick and tired of all the side taking. And im outraged at BOTH sides just as much are you are against one. But you’re a gawkerlite, too far gone. If you want to take some more shots at me to pump up your self serving feelings of moral soundness, I can take them. As evidenced by…

I just spent a half hour on youtube watching these. Some of them have upwards of 50 million views! I’m quitting my job tomorrow and doing this.