“Why is this wet?”
“I was performing... phone-ilingus”

Ya someone doesn’t seem to understand Sex Ed. is supposed to teach you scientifically, how your organs (or specifically reproduction) works. Not how to get people off. Besides being subjective, you’d be there all day covering every and any possibility. If I had kids I don’t think I’d want my kids coming home telling…

Was one of those Franken-Hitler?

*laugh track*

Except you have sex with her... or at least I'd hope they don't have sex with their mother too, lol.

I know people like this, young and old. Where the man is a completely whipped, “yes, dear” kind of guy and the woman is in complete control. Same thing my brother in law here’s from other tradesman he works with. I don’t think the scenario above is completely like that (the guy shows a history of spending money things…

“the company made her in charge of IT in the Finance department since she didn’t know much about computers”

Haha wow... I mean, I can entertain the idea that were not told 100% truths all the time... but not with frickin toothpaste and organic food. Especially when organic costs more and hardly anyone (by comparison) buys it.

Haha, go one step further like the ends of Wolverine Origins, “Start walking”.

It'd be a punishment for Zhao to try and teach a kid to start helping out. It'd be easier for the kid NOT to be there... and less annoying.

Isn’t being labelled “organic” enough to tell you it’s made naturally? The stripe thing sounds like a twisted conspiracy. Usually it’s “the government is keeping secrets from us” but suddenly it’s “the government is secretly trying to tell us about healthy foods with coloured tape”.

*flies away in half finished ship*

More like he found a loophole. “Oh you think I’m going to ask for a mace or a sword or something, you’re not getting out of this one, YOU’RE coming with me.” “Thing” would make more sense than object, but close enough.

I don’t understand why. Popplio easily has the most personality and (so far) creativity behind it. Litten is the most generic of them all. We have what, 1 owl line and 1 seal line (ba-dum-tsh)? So they still feel new. We’ve had cats in nearly every game and isn’t really a special enough animal to really be worth a…

I tried a about 2 hours of Hearthstone after playing Pokemon TCG for several (just on the AI so far)... I prefer the Pokemon one, and not just “because Pokemon”. I don’t like how with Hearthstone your units are all just meat shields. They don’t last that long because they only have a few HP and take damage even when…

I bring it up because people are so willingly (and I think foolishly) buy “remastered” versions of 1-year old games, and in droves, even when they had the original. Yet this is the one getting a big fuss over. At least here there are 2 games instead of one, and one of them people probably haven't played for a few…

Couldn’t you look at it the other way? You’re buying a remake and it comes with an extra new game? Because they wouldn’t be giving you the game cheaply if they sold it on its own.

Who needs buttons?

Weird, I didn’t think such a thing existed. Both a text archive of news shows, and the word “corpus”.