“OK, you can wear your stirrups a half inch higher, but that’s it...”

Idea: The Indians should wear the names of all the players from Major League.

“And it looks like they’re going to keep Carlos ‘PORNHUB’ Martinez in the game for the start of the seventh inning.”

The jerseys will be auctioned off after the weekend

August 25-27, “Players Weekend,”

I can’t wait for Bryce Harper’s DOUCHENOZZLE to be lettered in a 180-degree arc across his shoulder blades.

I suppose the Yankee players will be allowed to incorporate quotation marks around their uniform number.

I honestly thought that dude with 15+ Dodge Neons was the strangest human(?) alive.

Wait.