So diving’s not a sport? What about boxing in the absence of a knockout?

Using Google Maps, I found an Alfa dealer 59 miles away from me in Indiana. They’re around.

People in Michigan will drive rusty cars until you can literally see the road under you and a few will continue to drive it after that.

I had a 98 Century in college for a while. Lost a couple original radiator hoses around 150k. The rockers were rusted to hell. It for sure leaked oil for the last 30k miles I had it and I was terrible about checking levels. It had an exhaust leak and the whole exhaust system literally disintegrated when it was removed…

These are specifically “grand touring” tires, not performance. I had performance Bridgestones on before these and wanted a quieter ride after a year of uber driving. They still grip plenty well. I have a 290 hp engine putting a fair chunk of that to the front wheels and I’m kind of aggressive so I needed something…

This is exactly the reason the F-150 has been the “best selling car in America” for forever. It gets bought for fleet duty more than anything else and it’s under one roof. If you combine the Sierra and Silverado, they actually outstrip the F-150 a fair number of those years.

Man, this. I lived in Southern Michigan for a while and the roads up there killed a tire and dented a 19" wheel. First time I saw my tires off the wheel I was stunned at the lack of meat.

I kind of stupidly bought a 7th gen Maxima with the “sport package” which included 19" wheels and a stiffer suspension. I now have a dented rim and really need to replace it because the noise is fucking unbearable after a long time. My tires right now are regularly $180-270 depending on quality and performance rating…

Oh God, that Cleveland hat is fucking horrendous.

Or, God forbid, the Cincinatti Royals in a nod to the city’s actual best franchise and Big O. If the Cardinals did a nod to the St. Louis Spirit, it would be a nice gesture given their recent kerfuffles.

“Greatest generation” usually refers to the one that lived through the Depression and served in WWII

The older Tucson wasn’t great (like maybe 5 years ago). And I’ve knows several people who’ve had significant issues with Hyundais around 3 years after buying them new. This is anecdotal and they could be fine, but Kia strikes me as having made greater strides in the same period.

You can still play beer league softball and buy a ticket to watch pro baseball. It’s the same concept.

Everyone strap in for the “fuckin nerds and goddamn kids” hot takes.

The only vehicle I have found less interesting than the Ford Fusion in the last couple years is the Outlander redesign. Give me a new Eclipse that’s actually good or go home, Mitsu. That said, Ford is generally deeply boring to me. The Mustang is a boring car among its peers. It has looked really good for maybe 8 of…

My hypothetical children are 100% invited to procure a 1995 Buick Park Avenue.

Man, you’re a pretty terrible guy.

I’m a full-time Uber driver. Honestly, if your CC stays in the holster, I don’t really care whether you bring it with you. I’m much happier about the “don’t fuck in the Uber” rule. I haven’t had people go full biblical in my backseat, but plenty has happened. I have much more trouble with people asking me to stop in…

Man, you did not read that entire comment. You literally just repeated what I said.

Some of us carry more than one passenger from time to time and enjoy not having to move a seat.