why don’t some of the employees that won millions help chip in?

Should tell Russia to stop launching cyber attacks against this country then. You may not want to hate Russia but you would have to decide on blissful ignorance to ignore the fact that Russia is taking steps to restart that cold war.

Gawker comments were a heterogenous mixture of self-congratulatory echo chamber/group therapy and unbridled bigotry of the greys. Deadspin has always been a much better place for honest, substantive discussion.

Really?

Where the hell are you talking about? I grew up in a wealthy area in New England and I don’t think I’ve ever seen one of those out there. Old Volvo and Mercedes wagons, sure. My family had a Land Rover Discovery. But a Sable? What?

Wrong. The Vice President is a CRUCIAL pick because of it’s importance as a stepping stone to the Presidency. It has to be a flashy and sexy pick so that person can glide into being POTUS after their 8 year VP stint

I think it’s important that Kaine is actually, genuinely, a good person, which is a very sharp contrast with Pence and Trump regardless of their mutual lily whiteness.

Doesn’t the guy have an impressive and important civil rights background, above everything else? Isn’t that kind of a helpful thing in this political climate and in the years to come?

I’m pretty sure the question of whether one is an asshole depends on whether you return your shopping cart to where it goes, or just let it roll around the parking lot.

Because that is completely ridiculous from a business standpoint. Why build a redudant factory? That is a recipe for layoffs.

What, exactly, is clickbait about a completely factual headline, aside from you being pissed off that the story details didn’t match your assumptions? What additional journalism would be required? Do you understand the history and purpose of headlines? 

I took Thaler’s class in grad school. He spent a whole lecture on their analysis of the NFL Draft and which picks were the most valuable. This was before the current slotting (or whatever you call it) system. So top picks got gigantic contracts. Anyway, it was all pretty fascinating. The most valuable picks were…

Ohio State: 1 year bowl ban for free tattoos, Penn state: 4 year bowl ban for harboring a child rapist. So I guess child molesting is only 4x as bad as a free tattoo? Fuck the NCAA and their spinelessness in this case.

“I Condone Child Molestation”

We all live and learn.

You get a solid, one-one-thousand, two-one-thousand, three-one-thousand count. If you haven’t started moving, or your brake lights haven’t at least flickered off by then, you get the horn.

I attended the paralympics in 2000 and it was pretty awesome.

I love Subarus and manual transmissions, but if you’re going off road and could end up in rough terrain, you’re going to need more torque to the wheels than you can get without a low range transfer case, particularly if you’ve got up a size or two on the tires. The Subaru drivetrain will make up for a lot, but there…

Naked Gun is the best non-sports sports movie.

This is fucking fabulous. I have never loved Deadspin more.