They took away Duke and UNC’s home games for the first 2 rounds of the NCAA Tournament.

BIG JIM SLADE! FORMER TIGHT END FOR THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS!

You must own one.

Any word on whether Sandusky will be furloughed to be a part of the festivities?

The ceremony will be held in the parking lot so everyone will have to look the other way.

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.

Or has twins. The Chicco Keyfit 30 fits great in the back of my Cayenne. I'm not a normal dad I'm a cool dad.

To be fair to the Iron Pig, it must be insufferable to deal with Toledo tourists all the time.

Apparently you’re not familiar with Title K-IX.

Baylor: Dogs more important than Women.

I feel the same way about overly gigantic tie knots.

What do you think is the worst vegetable? I say onions. I’ve never eaten something and said “You know what? That could’ve used onions. That would’ve really made it better.” They could disappear of the face of the Earth and I wouldn’t care or notice.

I love being a KC-10 boom operator, and this is one of the reasons. KC-10s, due to their enormous size and “liquid-carrying” capacity are considered by the tinfoil-hat crowd to be the prime dispersal vehicle for chemtrails. There was even a video on the Tube of You that crowed about how they noticed our “nozzles” -…

I don’t know why this should be a problem.

This has a good chance of being the gold medal match. Australia has been playing really well and Spain is not getting back with the way they’re playing.

Leptospirosis is an incredible rare disease that barely occurs in Britain. Why would the doctors get the diagnosis straight away? Real medicine isn’t like House. Gaby was empirically been put on broad-spectrum antibiotics with supportive therapy to address the unknown infection (hence the ICU admission) until they…

What you’re seeing is the way that serving philosophy has evolved in the last few (10-15 years) in both the men’s and women’s game—although I would argue that it is more prominent in the men’s game. With the men, if you serve “easy” to get your serve in the court, the opposing team is going to crush the ball back at…

As the installer of many car stereos - use the wiring adapter kit you can buy. Makes it easy to stick the stock unit back in when you sell, or change out to a new unit with minimal wiring. Plus you can connect the radio harness to the adapter harness in the comfort of your dwelling, and then quickly install it in the…

Full disclosure: I am a track and field coach. What I can’t be, however, is the only one who was shocked to see the 4x400m relays at No. 40 and No. 44, respectively. Even in middle school meets (where the athletes drink soda before a race and need to be reminded to not run with their phones in their pocket), a 4x400m…

Like all great conspiracy theories, it makes too much sense to not be true. I am now a NDSU media rights truther (needs a better name).