I know this has been discussed...but I fucking hate the new commenting system. I've already thrown Jalopnik overboard, and I'm just going to check in once or twice a week here just to see if anything changes. Page views are now my only vote.

He never got over the fact that she dressed up as a flapper last Halloween.

You seem like more of a crafts guy, what with all that cutting and pasting.

Fantastic.

Perfect

You have to go. India is amazing. You have to take a car(get a driver) to go from Delhi to Agra(where the Taj Mahal is)(Agra is a bit of a dump, btw. One night only). A frustrating, unbelievable trip, but something you'll never forget.

C'Ville too. I think it must be illegal to use blinkers here.

That's (effectively) the refresh rate. Like frames per second in film. Fast motion will be smoother.

Hah! I have a 50" plasma Viera that is unbelievable. Expensive, but worth it for me. The best picture I've ever seen.

Don't go really cheap and get a 60Hz if you like to watch sports - pixellation. And if you're not going 60Hz most of the other stuff you need to worry about will be okay. Also, make sure you have enough HDMI ports.

Paragraphs are not a Republican plot.

You are correct. Again. 3 Musketeers seem like the daughter of the boss thought of the name and research had to come up with a candy bar by Tuesday.

Thank you. I agree.

Ah, but Frank Gifford did.

Good job. I rinse my canned beans because that shit is like liquid sodium. And a bottle of Guinness in there never hurt anyone. Plus, then I have 5 left over.

Exactly. Pretty good money and you basically have banker's hours. There aren't a lot of emergency penis surgeries on Saturday nights.

I'm not sure why I know so much about presidential bowel movements.

Okay, okay. That logsplitter grip, you're right. He'd take an occasional punch, but his reach would be awesome.

This is years ago, but I had a basset hound puppy that USAir lost in Pittsburgh on a 90 degree day. It was only because most of the other 20 or so people on the plane said they would wait for what ended up being about an extra 20 minutes that he made it.

Great fun, but I think everyone underestimates George W. Bush's cardio in an arena sized space. He seems like he'd be a good jabber, and he almost certainly has the best arm. He'd make good use of the stray Adams and Wilson knives littering the arena.