Yeah, #2. I happen to have a bunch of good red wine - that seems to help people's appreciation of the meal. And it's a Tuesday!, so they'll probably GTFO at a reasonable hour.

You'd think at this stage in his his career he'd figure out the padding in his helmet so he didn't have that angry forehead thing going.

Precisely. He's like the anti-Tebow. Smart, accurate when he can get it there, but with less mustard on it than a Mormon hotdog.*

Peyton Manning's arm is not okay.

Hey. I suspect you guys had fun last night. Who's the the ugliest Deadspinner on a scale of 1 to 10? Let's use A.J. as a control at 5.

There you have it Sean. It was a good run while it lasted.

Jerry Jones seems to have some minion who cleans his glasses for him. Sweet.

Nah, it was a clean kill, carefully disposed of.

Perhaps I just remove people who plant these seeds of doubt in my mind.

I'd go with apple or cherry with a bat. It's kind of a hairy squab. Mesquite would overwhelm it.

Okay! I killed a bat in my kitchen right before kickoff. Some thoughts:

Excellent

FYI, not being a dick is a great life skill. Good for you.

Just call it the Jalopnik Truck Rating, to differentiate from the cars.

His poor toilet...

Just a guess here, but I bet your father-in-law has more than one banjo, and your brother-in-law has had it up to here with people talking about his massive guns.

Funny you ask. I just bought the 50 inch plasma Panasonic GT50 last week. I really wanted the VT50, but jumping up from 40" to (the smallest available size) 55" might have excited a bit too much comment.

Angel hair is a fucking nightmare unless you know what you're doing(psst- you don't know what you're doing). Nine times out of ten you'll end up with a glutinous mass. Avoid it.

Excellent.

I have two more days before my wife returns (who should only be allowed to leave me during the NFL playoffs when she'll be on her own anyway ...win-win)and I need a couple Netflix instant movies. I watched Anthony Zimmer last night, not realizing that The Tourist was based on it until the end(BTW 2005 Sophie Marceau>…