Don't go really cheap and get a 60Hz if you like to watch sports - pixellation. And if you're not going 60Hz most of the other stuff you need to worry about will be okay. Also, make sure you have enough HDMI ports.

Paragraphs are not a Republican plot.

You are correct. Again. 3 Musketeers seem like the daughter of the boss thought of the name and research had to come up with a candy bar by Tuesday.

Thank you. I agree.

Ah, but Frank Gifford did.

Good job. I rinse my canned beans because that shit is like liquid sodium. And a bottle of Guinness in there never hurt anyone. Plus, then I have 5 left over.

Exactly. Pretty good money and you basically have banker's hours. There aren't a lot of emergency penis surgeries on Saturday nights.

I'm not sure why I know so much about presidential bowel movements.

Okay, okay. That logsplitter grip, you're right. He'd take an occasional punch, but his reach would be awesome.

This is years ago, but I had a basset hound puppy that USAir lost in Pittsburgh on a 90 degree day. It was only because most of the other 20 or so people on the plane said they would wait for what ended up being about an extra 20 minutes that he made it.

Great fun, but I think everyone underestimates George W. Bush's cardio in an arena sized space. He seems like he'd be a good jabber, and he almost certainly has the best arm. He'd make good use of the stray Adams and Wilson knives littering the arena.

Yeah, #2. I happen to have a bunch of good red wine - that seems to help people's appreciation of the meal. And it's a Tuesday!, so they'll probably GTFO at a reasonable hour.

You'd think at this stage in his his career he'd figure out the padding in his helmet so he didn't have that angry forehead thing going.

Precisely. He's like the anti-Tebow. Smart, accurate when he can get it there, but with less mustard on it than a Mormon hotdog.*

Peyton Manning's arm is not okay.

Hey. I suspect you guys had fun last night. Who's the the ugliest Deadspinner on a scale of 1 to 10? Let's use A.J. as a control at 5.

There you have it Sean. It was a good run while it lasted.

Jerry Jones seems to have some minion who cleans his glasses for him. Sweet.

Nah, it was a clean kill, carefully disposed of.

Perhaps I just remove people who plant these seeds of doubt in my mind.