I'd go with apple or cherry with a bat. It's kind of a hairy squab. Mesquite would overwhelm it.

Okay! I killed a bat in my kitchen right before kickoff. Some thoughts:

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FYI, not being a dick is a great life skill. Good for you.

Just call it the Jalopnik Truck Rating, to differentiate from the cars.

His poor toilet...

Just a guess here, but I bet your father-in-law has more than one banjo, and your brother-in-law has had it up to here with people talking about his massive guns.

Funny you ask. I just bought the 50 inch plasma Panasonic GT50 last week. I really wanted the VT50, but jumping up from 40" to (the smallest available size) 55" might have excited a bit too much comment.

Angel hair is a fucking nightmare unless you know what you're doing(psst- you don't know what you're doing). Nine times out of ten you'll end up with a glutinous mass. Avoid it.

Excellent.

I have two more days before my wife returns (who should only be allowed to leave me during the NFL playoffs when she'll be on her own anyway ...win-win)and I need a couple Netflix instant movies. I watched Anthony Zimmer last night, not realizing that The Tourist was based on it until the end(BTW 2005 Sophie Marceau>…

I bet your striker is a big Tebow fan. "Way wide left! And after the goalie broke his leg!"

I'll jump the gun a bit...

Grilled linguica, grilled onions and pepper, on a portuguese style baguette with just a little bit of good mustard. That was last night's vacation dinner.

I'm on vacation and away from my stuff, so...

What Shiraz? I'm a little down on Aussie reds in my price range.

Jesusfuckingchrist, Gizmodo's twitter has been hacked. Do I have to do all the password bullshit again?

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Tell everyone(silently and to yourself) to fuck off. They're your kids, you're not naming them Apple and Adolf. Stand your ground.

How the hell do you get it off the boat? You need a 36 foot wide slip with a ramp at the end? It'd be cheaper and easier to transport/airlift the car from port to port.