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Cisco Whale's Tail. When in Nantucket...

You dick. I'm envious.

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What Mr. Constrictor said. I'd forgo the cash because(no offense intended) you're probably not in for a life-altering sum. Buy the hammock or the crockpot.

Indeedily doodily*, there's not a fucking thing on. I dodged a bullet last night when "My Best Friend's Wedding" came on**.

So you're saying that my "indeedily-doodily's" weren't an inspired and brilliant response to 60% of the comments?

10th grade English. Total dick. Then I started correcting my daughter's work like he did mine. I had been Strunk and Whited without realizing it.

If a tomato can falls against an unranked opponent on a Friday night in July on ESPN2, does anyone notice?

Good for you. Life's short, and no one really needs skin on their knuckles. Look at how well Nancy Grace has done!

Reluctant?

What engine is going into what car?

Somewhere in the si.com archives, there is an absolutely fantastic article about Andre. Maybe late 80's? The guy who wrote was (I think) a powerlifter, and there's a great pic of the author's quite large hand and Andre's hand holding a can of beer.

Blood Meridian is a fantastic book(assuming you haven't already read it). The Road is a poorer remake, in my much sought after opinion.

Mom!

I know I'm late to this thread so I won't try to be funny, but articles like this are why newspapers are dying. The NYT could never figure this out, and if they did it would seem like those advertisers in 1975 who just discovered the '60's.

That guy on the left is definitely circus folk.

Holy shit, Oveckin has gotten really, really fat. Leonsis fat.

Redacted. Thanks, ninja.

He does have duet with Gary Glitter.

The cost of doing business, and a small price to pay.