"laboured"!! You really are Canadian, which would explain all those recipes that require canned seal.

Yeah, let it ride. I delete 3 or 4 comments for each one I think might be funny. You're funny. Stay loose. Don't sweat it.

Buy into an index fund. S&P 500, DJ Industrials, nothing flaky. They generally have much lower fees, and you know you'll match the market.

Do you think a rapper or Yeltsin would love a ZiL limo more? If there are more than two secret compartments, I'm going with the rapper.

That sun has to either swallow or spit that shit out.

Vodka DUAN:

+1

Too busy this weekend. Tandoori chicken tomorrow though, and ribs for a dozen on Sunday. Gotta figure the sides. Not that anyone notices.

Honestly, that's a great description of Queens in July. She did neglect to mention diesel fumes, however.

Judging by the Roomba advertising here, we're a bunch of lazy slobs with a little bit discretionary income. Maybe they know about my hand-held bug zapper. All those dead bugs. The floor underneath my windows looks like the base of a cliff near a lemmings migration.

Best I've seen in a bit. I'd have +1'd, but that bandwagon had already left River City.

If that calf still bothers Jeter, wouldn't that make Eduardo Nunez the prodigal son?

I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt and putting them a notch above college aged Quidditch players.

Mr. Panther is all over this shit. Listen to him. Liggett and Sherwin are reason enough to watch at least some of it.

One Chinese couple is now regretting their decision to throw their daughter into the Yangtze.

Ha! that's a grey squirrel, that was introduced from North America into the U.K. in the nineteenth century. They're much more aggressive the the native red squirrels, and are driving them out of there established territories.

@ the virus

@David Hume

Stupid work. Missed the whole fucking day. It does save me from watching the remaining women's matches.

A not so lucky Pierre.