Dane Cook has never the sixth commandment, Thou Shall not Kill.

A friend of mine gave me one of these tennis racket bug zappers. I'm slightly embarrassed at how much fun I'm having with it.

You flatter yourself.

Spectacularly bad defense and goalkeeping right there - you have to pull Luongo.

Please Lord, don't give a WNBA team this idea.

I loved Being There.

I don't mean to sound like a scold, but the problem isn't the trash, it's the bugs, the spilled beer on the carpet for a week, and the smell. And unless you're selling drugs or guns out of the hotel room, the housekeepers could give a shit about your stuff. There's just too much downside to taking your ipod - it's not…

I suspect you've seen this , but if you haven't get The Outlaw Josie Wales. It's my favorite western and my favorite Clint Eastwood movie, and I believe it just came out on blu-ray on Netflix.

Staying Italian and on topic with all the WWII talk tonight, try Lina Wertmuller's "Seven Beauties". Funny, and then not so much. A great, almost forgotten movie, and Giancarlo Giannini in his prime.

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@ Rare Endangered Vuvuzela

Nothing wrong with gas, especially for things like fish. The real problem with gas grills, is that you generally can't get them as hot and a byproduct of the combustion is water vapor. Something like a crisp crust on a thick porterhouse with a rare center is difficult, if not impossible to get on most gas grills.

Good for fucking you (and Cyrus and Mr. Relaford). Life's short - jump in with both feet. At the least you'll have some fantastic stories.

That's a (sorry for the potty mouth) fucking hand grenade that will be attacked by just about everyone except the UAW. Expect Ford to start making noises about pulling out of a couple plants in OH or using non-Ohio suppliers in 3..2..1...

I took the train from NY to DC today, and boy a lot of Baltimore looks like The Wire's Baltimore.

@Rare Endangered Vuvuzela

And you know he also spatula-squished all of the juices out of the burgers.

Only if you're a congressman.

Isiah Thomas always reminded me of him, both great athletes and assholes hiding behind a big smile. O.J. did that too.

I'm never all that funny, but I really lost it for about six months, I don't know why. I was surprised I kept my star. Fortunately, I had stockpiled a ton of Broadway musical, Food Network, and Charles Barkley golf swing jokes. And sports stuff...