Bourne DUAN:

Agreed. Stink bugs. If you touch them your hand smells like shit for the next hour.

That fat guy high-fiving is tomorrow's opening picture.

No one expects the Little Sisters of the Poor!

That's the kind of practical advice you'll get from a bunch of clowns on a sports blog on the Saturday night of a holiday weekend.

Attack a reinforced concrete structure, then drink as much Calvados as you can get your hands on. Repeat.

Re: the commenting. I throw out about 75% of my comments before that click. And I'm still...

You kind of know the recipe, you'll be close enough. It's chicken, not meth. I promise it'll taste great. And for your next birthday, get Steven Raichlen's barbeque books.

I love dogs(not in a Korean way). My weimaraner died unexpectedly on my back porch a few years back on a beautiful summer night. It almost killed me, and I felt terribly guilty for a while because I'm not sure I'll be that upset when actuals humans that I know die.

C'mon man, what's the question?

Agreed

I knew you had a heart. When my daughter was maybe 7 or 8 and my wife had to work, we did a survey of the dozen or so diners in the area. Great fun, probably took 2 years off my life.

That's what happened to me at DMV when I tried to renew my license last week.

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

Lucky he wrapped it. The neighbors might not have enjoyed the isocyanates.

"Six rings, no; Six Flags, maybe"

Congrats and good luck. The Docs thought I might have lymphoma - scared the shit out. Three CT scans later, I'm apparently okay.

I'd do a cacciatore. When I was in Quebec City, I had rabbit cassoulet. Put it in a stew or braise it.

Ask any SEC guys how they cook a squirrel and you'll be close.

I was in Nantucket, thought I was stiff because I was overdoing things before the end of the vacation, then two days of rain(no exercise), two days of driving(no exercise), and I could barely turn my neck when I got home. I never had the bullseye rash, but the encephalitis-like thing with the cerebral cortex/neck is…