Mr Panther - I got it, make sure you get rid of it. I was on Cipro for 2 weeks. Seriously, don't half-ass the antibiotics.

Excellent sentence, Mr. McLife. Anyone else miss the @'s in the comment threads?

Good lord, take a shower. Both of you will survive the experience, Adonis.

Her mom has a nice smile. Not sure she needs the vest.

Looking at the guy in the back, I'm guessing ESPN HQ is at least 1000 feet from any grade school.

Hey- Yes there are different rubs, but don't overthink it. My rub is like DumpsterDining's and it works. I use it more for bone-in pork chops than ribs. Sear the chops, a little apple wood, and cook them with the bbq sauce at 225-ish for 1-2 hours depending on the thickness. Excellent.

A wet +1

Just be careful you don't blow out a shoulder while patting yourself on the back.

That Peruvian chicken absolutely killed. Organic chicken, that wet rub in all the right spots, beercanned it on indirect heat. Excellent. Thanks.

No one outside of North America cares who he is. The only way he can help his wife sell magazines is if he looks like that.

Steve Earle! I'll suggest this Lou Reed-ish song, but I celebrate his whole catalog.

Any Ali-Frazier or Ali-Forman fights. Angie Dickinson wouldn't be able to resist my wide lapels.

Done and done. I have a big fucking charcoal grill, and was planning on indirectly cooking it hot and fast at 400- 450ish* range. I pull it off a bit early, because it cooks up for almost 10 minutes at that heat.

Late September weather is relatively uncrappy in the U.K. Bring a raincoat and a sweater. And beautiful Bavarian women in dirndls love lonely Americans, if my daydreams are correct. And your last name isn't Cohen.

I'm making that chicken this weekend. Beer or wine with it? Probably both. Thanks Mr. Naut.

I'll bet anything that the goat had better looking teeth.

I missed it all - stupid work. I'd give it all up to become a man of leisure, but highway underpasses have notoriously bad wifi.

P.F. Chang's? Sartre jokes? A girlfriend? Come on.

My friend let me drive his a couple times. Boy, brakes were shitty way back then.

People are afraid of pinks. You did the right thing. The parents felt like shitty parents in front of an entire wedding. The bride will never like that little brat. Please tell me there was a blazer or sport coat over that shit and tie, if only for the wedding and pictures.