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Agreed

I knew you had a heart. When my daughter was maybe 7 or 8 and my wife had to work, we did a survey of the dozen or so diners in the area. Great fun, probably took 2 years off my life.

That's what happened to me at DMV when I tried to renew my license last week.

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

Lucky he wrapped it. The neighbors might not have enjoyed the isocyanates.

"Six rings, no; Six Flags, maybe"

Congrats and good luck. The Docs thought I might have lymphoma - scared the shit out. Three CT scans later, I'm apparently okay.

I'd do a cacciatore. When I was in Quebec City, I had rabbit cassoulet. Put it in a stew or braise it.

Ask any SEC guys how they cook a squirrel and you'll be close.

I was in Nantucket, thought I was stiff because I was overdoing things before the end of the vacation, then two days of rain(no exercise), two days of driving(no exercise), and I could barely turn my neck when I got home. I never had the bullseye rash, but the encephalitis-like thing with the cerebral cortex/neck is

Mr Panther - I got it, make sure you get rid of it. I was on Cipro for 2 weeks. Seriously, don't half-ass the antibiotics.

Excellent sentence, Mr. McLife. Anyone else miss the @'s in the comment threads?

Good lord, take a shower. Both of you will survive the experience, Adonis.

Her mom has a nice smile. Not sure she needs the vest.

Looking at the guy in the back, I'm guessing ESPN HQ is at least 1000 feet from any grade school.

Hey- Yes there are different rubs, but don't overthink it. My rub is like DumpsterDining's and it works. I use it more for bone-in pork chops than ribs. Sear the chops, a little apple wood, and cook them with the bbq sauce at 225-ish for 1-2 hours depending on the thickness. Excellent.

A wet +1

Just be careful you don't blow out a shoulder while patting yourself on the back.

That Peruvian chicken absolutely killed. Organic chicken, that wet rub in all the right spots, beercanned it on indirect heat. Excellent. Thanks.

No one outside of North America cares who he is. The only way he can help his wife sell magazines is if he looks like that.