Steve Earle! I'll suggest this Lou Reed-ish song, but I celebrate his whole catalog.

Any Ali-Frazier or Ali-Forman fights. Angie Dickinson wouldn't be able to resist my wide lapels.

Done and done. I have a big fucking charcoal grill, and was planning on indirectly cooking it hot and fast at 400- 450ish* range. I pull it off a bit early, because it cooks up for almost 10 minutes at that heat.

Late September weather is relatively uncrappy in the U.K. Bring a raincoat and a sweater. And beautiful Bavarian women in dirndls love lonely Americans, if my daydreams are correct. And your last name isn't Cohen.

I'm making that chicken this weekend. Beer or wine with it? Probably both. Thanks Mr. Naut.

I'll bet anything that the goat had better looking teeth.

I missed it all - stupid work. I'd give it all up to become a man of leisure, but highway underpasses have notoriously bad wifi.

P.F. Chang's? Sartre jokes? A girlfriend? Come on.

My friend let me drive his a couple times. Boy, brakes were shitty way back then.

People are afraid of pinks. You did the right thing. The parents felt like shitty parents in front of an entire wedding. The bride will never like that little brat. Please tell me there was a blazer or sport coat over that shit and tie, if only for the wedding and pictures.

My wife and I got home last week from a 2000 mile loop, Virginia to Quebec City and back. No particular reason, a birthday, but mostly because we just had a hankering to go to Quebec City.

Best tool ever, and also the most fun tool to use. I don't know why, it just is. And it better be made by Milwaukee.

Thanks, sounds excellent.

I need the chicken recipe. BTW I stopped in at work 3 times and didn't do a goddamn thing*, won a tennis match, took a nap, cut the grass, barbecued chicken, and opened 2 quite good bottles of red wine(I had some help). And some beer. But no dessert because I'm so healthy.

What you said.

Shouldn't be a problem if it's University of Phoenix.

Those look fun-sized, for his pleasure.

Excellent

A clue.

Abner Louima had Irritable Dowel Syndrome.