Greg Anderson just sent out a job application.

Weihenstephaner Heffe Weissbier to end the evening here. Pretty approachable A.B.V., but it's L.F.N.* is off the charts. A bit too much clove, but it will be drunk.

He'll ruin his shoulder high-fiving his agent.

Listen to Trotshat. He's right. And pedigrees and SPCA's don't normally go together. If you really want a Manx or something specific, look at the breed's website for rescue cats.

I'm still not funny(I'll get it back), but I've elevated my umbrage-taking to Jezebel levels.

Great. That means the lockout will extend until the Tuesday after that game is scheduled.

Man, Babe. You could have done better. Look at Jeter.

The second most nervous pilot on that carrier was the guy still up in the air, nervously watching his fuel gauge, and waiting for them to clear up that mess.

Really? Wasn't it basically Mercedes's Blu-Tec diesel? I think it only lasted a year in the GW, but I thought that was more a product of the de-mergering(new word!).

What if they had been the Seattle Raiders, or if brockabrellas took off? He'd probably still have skin.

Excellent point. Were Sherwin and Liggett the commentators? I love those guys.

I swear I typed that in correctly. Maybe it's some kind of Luxembourgian Stockholm Syndrome. Or I have Jimmy fingers.

So selfish.

I love watching the TdF, but any upsets pin my PED meter. Which is a shame.

She's no Carl Lewis, thank God. But they both probably pay a bit too much attention to the altar boys at funerals.

How many TCBY's do you see around?

Hoisted on my own petard yet again.

Jesus fucking Christ, you were doing "pretty well", not "pretty good." And it's "redacted and me," not "me and Redacted," among other things.

Most Asian spices sold in the U.S. seem to be made here, which is fine by me. If I keep eating food products from China, I'll end up with a third testicle.

@All Over But The Sharting