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What they said. I use it to goose soups - not to necessarily to make it really spicy, but too warm up the other flavors. Try combining mayo, Old Bay, lemon juice and Sriracha as your remoulade on a crab cake.. Mix some into your ketchup. It does seem to have a natural affinity with eggs, and I find it a more

Richard is my new hero. I hate squirrels. BTW their stupid little claws make a shitload of noise on metal roofs. The little bastards.

Attica!! Attica!!

I know about the thing on the top right corner, but you can't follow other threads that undoubtedly funnier than ones I'm involved in.

New thread: Why'd they get rid of the automatic @'s when you respond to a comment?

My best friend and his entire family are giant San Fran fans. Should I feel guilty about the Dodgers' sudden productivity? Because I don't.

It's an ugly kid. He's compartmentalizing.

Intentional or not, the "improved" site design really marginalizes the commenters. Dip in occasionally and see if it's better in a few weeks.

Sriracha kicks ass. Boring but excellent meal here: NY strips(local and organic, but not too grass fed, which turns it into bison), a ton of grilled veg, and sweet potato fries. A tough day here, so I pulled the chute on a Ridge Zinfandel. It worked.

Has Killer of Dreams done one of these yet?

"How much easier would it be to recruit at Florida if your fan base stopped wearing jorts?"

I'm kind of all in for Guinness, avatar-wise.

Fucking Moncton. Bastards.

The horse and Johnny both have an affinity for Scotch and prefer to be lowered by pulley onto their mates.

I'll start a KSK-style draft of who's drunker than A.J. right now. First pick is Jeff Reed.

They're a piece of cake compared to a Catholic wedding.

Yeah, he's gay. He may not know it or want to admit it, but... She ought to ask him to go to a doctor just to make sure hormonal levels are okay, but that's a real long shot.

Such weary outrage.

My sump pump made headlines(well, in SumpPump! magazine) when I got it. It's indestructible.

For the love of God man, watch those transfats.