Wow, that was fast. Now it scrolls. (See idiot comment above).

My only real problem is that the right column doesn't scroll.

And while they might not know what a driver is, they will find your goat on goat porn. Just an abstract thought there.

I find Boddington's in the nitrogen can a bit foamy. I know, it's just me, I love Guinness in the same can.

They made Tho Who seem relevant. That was impossible to watch. That propaganda-ish stuff at the beginning of the game wasn't very good either.

@vodkanaut: Roast beef is always good - kind of unfuckupable.

@AzureTexan: No, it'll be: "I can't believe they let UweBollocks kill all those people."

@All Over But The Sharting: He only had seven carbuncles on his face that night. Ahh, youth.

@The nutshot heard round the world: You should say you had a laparotomy. Honest and somewhat humble at the same time. And!, you'll seem authentic.

@PolkPanther: Close, but if you die on the toilet , it should be "He died doing what he loved best"

Gary Oakland Athletics is precisely why we need to be able reply without promoting a comment. Or getting a subpoena.

@Armen Tamzarian: +1 Duff.

@StuckBetweenStations: Any interest in sharing the site name? No prob either way.

@Landycakeboss: Great stuff - put a wedge of orange in it.

@WhynotstartYunieveryday: Like she said - sounds aboot(I'm pretending I'm Canadian tonight)right for a lab sized beast.

@The nutshot heard round the world: Please don't think of aiming 50 or 100 laser pointers at them.

@RichardDrungle: I was only planning on being a fat, weak, useless cock for the next 6 or 9 months.

Any of you guys CrossFit? I'm coming off an elbow injury and am absolutely bored stiff with the elliptical/bike stuff. Opinions? Thanks.

@vodkanaut: A wise man. I'm jumping on the grenade Saturday with a dinner party that settles a lot of debts,and more importantly gets us off the hook for at least 6 months.

@JohnnyDrinky: You basically fucked. Best show ever.