@FIFA-Thespian-Federation: You'll cut those looks in half if you take off the latex gloves. And buy a van with side windows. Pervert.

@FIFA-Thespian-Federation: And that's why I have a stuffed black bear in my front hall.

@wilsonchandlersgerminfestedtoo...: It's not fair. Life's not fair. That's the cost of doing business to stay on the straight and narrow with the family.

@MCGreybeard: Can't you get them blown up before they hit the proverbial Suez canal? You need a better urologist.

@Weed Against Speed: Gol dang it, careful with the profanity!

Since I know you all look up to me, here's an early Christmas gift: Caracole Nostradamus Belgian Brown Ale.

@PolkPanther: Get Miller's Crossing if you haven't seen that.

@BarD: Speaking of Demme's, all but forgotten is Jonathan Demme's Something Wild. One could argue that it's got the best performances on film for Melanie Griiffith, Jeff Daniels, and Ray Liotta(who absolutely kills in this role). Nice mid-80's soundtrack too.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: I knew you'd fall for that show.

@LoganSix: Nice.

@pribian: +1

@gulag: Rat traps. No mercy.

@The_Night_Man_Cometh: Exactly.

@Shivver: The laws of the host country are why they shouldn't have gotten the nod in the first place.

@bigfatflip: me too

@FavreFAIL: "Ma"

@Always Winning: It's rank 7,200ish in books, which is actually not that bad.

@Big_Sloppy: Go local - better quality diamonds. Absolutely awful quality diamonds at the big boxes.

@Same Sad Echo: Fancypants.

@UweBollocks: My dad wasn't drunk.