@UweBollocks: And he lives in Columbus, Ohio. Seriously.

I wore the same thing last Thanksgiving, but mine had a codpiece. Suckers.

Excellent strategy to re-establish your popularity with the primarily white fan base. Next week he's going to give a Special Olympics kid a wedgie.

Thanks to the last pic, we now know where his reset button is.

@Murray Hewitt: I guess it's time to teach the dog how to complain in French.

Fucking cocktail parties/bars kill my back. Too much standing. I know they're a bit much(I didn't want to say gay), but get a pair of Dansko clogs. Trust me. You won't care what anyone thinks of you after a week of all that standing around that you definitely do. Get them, even if you only wear them in your house.…

@JanetRenoManchild: My point exactly(heart click for the effort).

@Lionel Osbourne: Thanks - I needed something new to listen to.

@vodkanaut: When I lived there it was called the Gowanus canal.

OT: Shitty TV night - am I missing anything?

That pic... she's be a dead woman if she was, you know, not feeling so fresh.

@Arthur_Digby_Sellers: You bastard - you beat me to it.

@Murray Hewitt: I half-stole your joke. Sorry. (Not really).

to be as far away as possible from Charles Barkley

He'll probably end up sleeping with one of Danny Ainge's moms now.

@Ron_Artesticular_Fortitude: Did she go to Wellesley? I recognize the M.O.

@BruschisBrewsky: There should be relegation like in th Premier League.

@ZuckercornEsquire: James Joyce was a charmer, had a great singing voice and was great with the ladies. He was also kind of blind, so you could probably convince him to take the blond, even if that blond happened to be Tina Yothers or Tonya Harding. That's your end of the night guy.

@UweBollocks: Oh, Mr. Fancypants, with the(somewhat) intact foreskin. Showoff.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Have you joined Phintastic's support group yet?