"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

She looks like a good writer.

@Hatey McLife: Excellent.

$50 on the way. Come on guys, you all have ten bucks. Do it.

Henry's career will also undoubtedly end while living in that building.

I rather have the Puingauer or Unimog. Actually, that looks a bit big to be a Pinzgauer.

@skahammer: Excellent.

Important tip: Don't try to explain VORP to your wife by using the waitress and her as examples.

He wants more dong pics.

@I Like Cheap Beer: A structurally unsound argument. They will be "causes" in both camps, just different ones. I once worked with a secretary who was pissed for a week because Chevy had discontinued the Camaro IROC(or Z-28 - I can't remember, Jalopnik guys, okay?)

@UpstateUnderdog: That, or the basement door has a sturdy lock.

They left town because of gunfire a half-mile away? They sound more French than British.

He added that Italian women's mustaches probably tickle when you kiss them and Japanese women wear schoolgirl outfits well into their thirties.

You cut off the "Sent from my Telex" tag on the last letter.

@Armen Tamzarian: Flip a few of those letters backwards and get rid of Pele(or at least make him more Cubany- new word!) and you've got a great Khrushchev era propaganda poster.

It's a two year program, right? He'll come out a lean, mean, fighting machine.

@BarD: I just got that. +1

@JulichsRightHooks: I thought that was a house arrest cuff.

@DumpsterDining: In retrospect, that was a bit bitchy - apologies.