@FavreFAIL: Nothing really to report here, I just felt that I could not possibly be the most boring reply on this thread. You know, you don't really think of thread as a yarn, but it is! Even if it's cotton! - not sure what the Lutherans think of that...

@Phintastic: Isn't phintasticpenninsula pretty close to Hiney Hole Island?

@Steve U: Stop having your mom do all your legwork. If you like the girl email her yourself.

Way more people have been arrested in NYC wearing pants than Yankee hats. They missed the forest for the trees there.

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: My proctologist always insists on keeping his clothes on during my examinations.

They do their drive-bys in a Toyota Siena.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Man, does that guy need some new friends. What a bunch of insufferable assholes.

@bevraj of choice: +1

@tastes_like_burning: I bet that came to you in a vision when you were out in field with your sheep.

Hey Sully, buy your own fucking meal.

So she dated the biggest asshole in tennis and married the biggest asshole in golf. I hope Bode Miller likes older women.

@DanteBichettesPeak: @Gottliebs Cards: She lost five pounds during the last termite infestation of her house.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: You made me google image him. I'll never get that time back.

I changed a flat tire for fun today. Happy Anniversary.

@Phintastic: No sports bars. No wireless. No cell coverage. Their steam driven laptop for about five minutes more.

Hey, I'm at my in-laws through the weekend and they're only watching PBS and tennis on their one(1)(only fucking) TV. The NFL starts for me next week.

I remember hearing this before the first post:

Where the heck are you guys registered?, and my save the date must have gotten lost in the mail.

And then Blatt stepped into his Trabant, which he describes as "the most luxurious car in the world."

That's the most photoshopped looking unphotoshopped picture ever.