Look at that guy. How much must he, a Kiwi with a mullet who bowls for a living, have had to drink to make him make such an egregious mistake. I'd say not quite enough.

@Phintastic: I find it hard to believe that you can get by with just one lawyer.

I feel sorry for all of you mokes who don't get to go to the UVA-Richmond game today. Suckers!

@shmendo: Oh!, his mom is his coach. Hmm.

I'll DUAN for a half hour or so.

He might be a hall of fame college roommate. Always game, comes prepared(herbally at least), attracts women, and you(yes, you) are way, way more attractive than him.

@shmendo: I'm somewhat ashamed of myself for making such a cheap joke.

Lance Armstronged!

@bevraj of choice: Excellent

You wait until they're on the dance floor so they don't notice the flash!

@InSinSeer: His aim was just a bit off on the clotheslining.

Still think it was kind of a cheap shot by Sanchez clotheslining him.

And another couch bites the dust.

Stupid work. I called this and am waiting expectantly for applause. Hello? Anyone?

@FlakJack: If they can't stand the heat, they should get back into the kitchen.

@AzureTexan: I'm glad I'm not the only one who fell for that Ganesh trick.

He got smidsy'ed!*

He just realized that he actually liked Coldplay.

If Nightmare Ant doesn't get in he's going to invade our dreams and sugar bowls. It'll be no picnic.

No dong pics. No public intoxication. C'mon, man.