Losers. They think the Chardonnay would go better with the Edsel Ford Fong takeout than the Riesling.

@CecilFieldersFriedChicken: Beaujolais Bob and his sidekick Corky.

You can tell it's a nice wine bar because you can see the sommelier in the background sampling the wine before he serves it.

@ArkansasFred: +1

@Dandy Koufax: count me in!

@HockeyMountain: Definitely not Michigan State.

I'm setting the over/under at Wednesday at noon(PDT) for the rehab announcement.

It's a pretty clear violation of the 4th amendment's protection against unreasonable searches and seizures. I bet it gets tossed pretty quickly once it hits the courts.

@Mad_Science: Thanks.

This is the most poorly though out article on Jalopnik I can recall. Let's see:

Jeremy "Hollywood" Bryan? Hollywood? That's the best, most original nickname they could come up with? This is why boxing is dying (also the shitty boxing).

Counterpoint:

Hey A.J. -

And they never make their tuna casserole anymore.

@AzureTexan: We did in the previous post.

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: All joking aside, Dibble's got to be done in D.C. now.

It reminds me of my reaction when the Yankees signed Carl Pavano.

Don't whistleblowers get a reward? It could be a hell of a Gawker party, as long as you don't invite the Gizmodo guys.

Lucky he didn't decide to become a plastic surgeon.

@FlakJack: +1