Europeans flop in basketball tourney.

Deadspin batters Jezebel in softball finals.

German blitz dooms Belgians.

@David Hume: And just as awkward.

British pitching starves Irish bats.

French declare victory after rainout.

Spain sinks Maine.

If they had shown Dementieva"s second serve, they'd have needed an "AFLAC!" in there instead of the creepy piano.

They undoubtedly entered through the back door.

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: Apparently our droll meta-commentor had just run out of "Meh"s before replying.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: +1

I bet it's got feet of clay.

I need some Lipitor just from reading that menu.

Kwame Brown must have video of Jordan being monogamous and gracefully paying gambling debts.

@vodkanaut: It'll be interesting to see how the Brits handle this if Hicks made out okay with the Rangers.

@UweBollocks: I learned quite a bit by reading "Our Furry Friends", by Timothy Treadwell.

Maybe he's going to Taco Bell?

@Brazil Thrill: +1

I'm surprised he's not using his hands.

That's a Haynesworthian level of effort he put into making that sign. Even money the honeymoon is in Trenton.