I have a picture of Mangino on my colostomy bag.

@Armen Tamzarian: I just hope no one in Miami serves escargot or offers LBJ a bottle of old Champagne.

@BruschisBrewsky: Take away the steroids and Dan Duquette was right to get rid of him when he did.

For $49.5M he better have more than 80 feet of waterfront. I suspect they left off a zero judging by the pic.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: You seem like the kind of guy whose best stroke would be the two-handed backhand, but perhaps I overestimated you.

Even back when he was skinny Berman was fat.

@TommyAce: Again?

It would be nice to see the highest paid employee of the Florida University system encouraging people to read something other than a self-help book. How about a novel like Lord of the Flies?

@TommyAce: +1. A perfect Deadspin post: pithy, profane and correct(I was going to say profound, but that was a bit too alliterativetasic).

Jackson also doesn't approve of brake systems with master and slave cylinders.

It's all fun and games until you have to empty your colostomy bag.

Rachel Nichols, live from Hattiesburg, in 3...2...1....

It's bound to be a big draw on ESPN's new MCCLX Games

I think her mouth has rusted into a permanently open position.

@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: +1

I'm just surprised he didn't lift a matching pair of pumps.

Can I still wear my Members Only jacket?

Coincidently, that's also the first step of Tim Tebow's Filipino foreskin removal procedure. The big difference is the other boys aren't laughing when Tebow does it.

And judging by that cross, she's a Christian! Mom will love her! Actually, Dad will probably like her more.

@I slept with your wife: They seem to have a bit of a crush on our esteemed editor. Linda Cohn looks on in dismay.