I haven't been this excited during a sporting event since the Pirates played the Astros.

Hey!, the Tour de France started today!

@UkraineNotWeak: It's almost like they had some kind of master plan for the game.

I was expecting the German coach to have a celebratory nose-pick after that goal.

@Brazil Thrill: +1

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Sorry - skimmed it while I was making dinner.

Please, please let him be drafted by Green Bay.

With the way he's trying to unhook that poor fish, it's lucky he didn't hook it in the tail. We'd get some real high-pitched screaming then.

Where's Cairo? It seemed tons worse than New Delhi to me.

@ArkansasFred: If you squint a bit, it sounds like he's endorsing vigilantism.

The best part of this NBA free agentry has been to push Favre "news" back to the Mississippi borders. So we'll only have a month or so of that crap after LeBron signs.

@UkraineNotWeak: +1, and I'm betting on him ending up in Miami.

Easy for him - any self-respecting Brazilian soccer player prefers a pair of transvestites.

Any bets on when the sex tape rumors start?

@UweBollocks: But he'll only be on I.R. for three days.

@Chris Hanson's Axe: Excellent

May I suggest ASCII art for all your future animation needs?

The U.S., and now England: apparently there's word in our language for whatever the opposite of offense is.

This is what Gawker gets for hosting their sites on CompuServe. 9600 bps FTW!

@bevraj of choice: That's if the search party finds him - he was invisible in the first half.