shmendo

6/25/10

They were really in a rush to get a

6/25/10

" I take this man, for better, or even better, in riches and with the hope of a sweet Premier League contract and some WAG coverage in The Sun, followed by an Alexai Lalas deal at ESPN..."

6/22/10

Hey losers, all the cool kids are over at the Christiano Ronaldo's girlfriend(s) post.

6/21/10

@racefortheprize: His buddy had a tough time getting to te box seats

6/21/10

@Civil Negligence: +1

6/21/10

@shmendo: And has a son

6/21/10

He's married to a local news reporter

6/21/10

Yeah, they decided to help him out after they talked to their lawyer. The dealership is responsible for the car while it is in their care, custody, and control. The car owner would only be responsible if the damage to or theft of the car was something the dealership couldn't reasonably protect against(e.g., a tornado…

6/19/10

And....here come the pretzels!

6/16/10

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: Don't mention White Mules, unless you want poor old Drew to herniate another disk.

6/16/10

@Dandy Koufax: We are still without the definitive answer on what hat one wears to a game. I'm thinking if it's a Lakers game, the baseball hat brim rotates forward and a bit lower the farther back you are from the court.

6/16/10

Man, this is just like NESCAC when they had their "Walk a Mile in a Lesbian's Shoes" Day.

6/15/10

@Clarence Rosario: Ronaldo seems to have some kind of force field around him that sends him to the pitch if someone comes within a couple feet of him.

6/15/10

@Murray Hewitt: Get your facts straight. It's the Department of Safe Toys and Coal Mines.

6/15/10

Let's face it, David. You need some help, and this will be more difficult with each subsequent game. My humble suggestion is to ask for song nominations before the daily slate of matches.

6/15/10

I thought the Teagarden affair took down the Labour Party in the '80's, opening the door for Margaret Thatcher and the emasculation of the trade unions.

6/15/10

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: I'm pretty sure he would need to be married to her before the bedroom antics begin.

6/15/10

He lost me at "Then he started to get arrogant because I knew some things about him and he ate up the attention ." So, he liked the complimentary way you treated him and then became a dick? And then he made a bad joke? The ARROGANCE!

6/15/10

Didn't he live with Ed Koch in the mid-80's?

6/15/10

LeBron's offseason is reaching Favrean levels of annoyance. I don't give a shit where he goes until he actually goes there.