You have to admire a woman who travels with a personal mascot.

@nikralm17: ...he says, while sucking on Jed Perl's pipe. A Meerschaum.

@colloquial clipsburgh: I should read the comments before I post.

Just a bit late to the party, sweetheart.

This would explain why the fans at the World Cup so enthusiastically blow on those long wide horns.

He's got seven kids. If he loses one a year, he'll still have a pretty good run on TLC.

I was expecting Jeff Gilooly to show up and whack someone in the knee with a footlong dildo.

I love that the checkers championship was held in an Old Country Buffet. Nebraska is perfect for the Big 10.

@UkraineNotWeak: His wife doesn't think so.

That license plate is almost as gay as that "BLUDEVIL" one I saw last week.

@Dandy Koufax: Most of these jokes are a bit of a reach-around.

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: It's pretty early to be smoking the vulture brains, isn't it?

@Trot Nixons Hat: And... guess who isn't worthy of MASN2 because I live in Charlottesville?

@titansfan78: You gotta love an optimist.

I live in Virginia. MLB is showing SD vs the Mets in regional coverage. MASN, in typical Angelos fashion, cuts its nose off to spite its face by showing the O's vs the Yanks(any other day I'd understand). Comcast Sports Net has women's soccer on. So, 90 miles from the stadium, with Comcast's best sports package, I…

It can't be easy to get vomit into a condom. Do two people directly fill the condom, or is there a vomit reservoir that is then emptied at one's leisure? We need to know.

Jesus, his dad brings a glove and can't protect his kid? Less range than Jeter.

I proudly relinquish my

Shoddy reporting on MLS once again. Absolutely no indication if the riots after the loss were giant or enormous. It's a tough crowd they've got there. Main Line Maulers, indeed.

I do my best to advance the cause.