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They have 9 goalies on the roster. and while they're not particularly good at soccer, they all generally shoot in the mid-40's when golfing.

So there IS a Brazilian woman whose ass no man wants to see.

"known only for their astonishingly powerful bites and their penchant for insinuating themselves into small dark holes"

What the hell is going on at the fraternities at this school? Are they all in a cappella groups?

@MarkKelsosMigraine: I missed it too - stupid work. Not too many angry people, and some good one-linery answers from A.J.

That jersey and helmet really District 9's MJ.

"Meh," and if "meme" was a stock, this would be a great time to sell.

Hey, I skinned my knee on the tennis court today, and I'm pretty sure the guy I was playing against was having his period.

Wow, someone's husband had a Nantucket sleigh ride. I not saying it was her husband...

@shmendo: Oops, thought this was on Deadspin. Let the lambasting begin.

@duster_uk: Say what you want about the U.S., we know how to televise sporting events. I'm always amazed at how few cameras work something like the Premier League relative to how it would be done(better) over here. The replays, man, not so good.

I give up. Please disregard any of my posts that show up on this thread.

Is that whining coming from the engines or is Danica still complaining about her car?

@shmendo: "is NOT his middle name. I won't play with tags again until I know what I'm doing.

I'm guessing Danger is his middle name. A nut-crushing pubescent skateboarder takes on more risk.

I bet you forgot to mention the prison tattoo requirement to your new batch of interns.

I'm surprised he put it on the left cheek. He must be leaving space for Ann Coulter.

@VeeArrrSix: Walk around Belgravia in London sometime. It's DOTS nirvana.