You know you go to a wimpy school when the baseball players are the toughest guys on campus.

Look at that forearm! Dollars to donuts lefty can kick any of our asses on a tennis court.

You never see ninjas until it's just a bit too late.

@bevraj of choice: A disappointing evening for all involved.

That video is one of the the reasons MTV doesn't play music anymore.

@Hustler of Culture: He's wearing those new Nike hovershorts.

So earnest. And no bacne now.

@KareemCheese: +1

@MarkKelsosMigraine: This must have happened on Halloween because she's dressed up as Doris Kearns Goodwin and he was pretending to be a hunter.

@shmendo: It's a shame these guys weren't around:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't deer hunters usually carry rifles?

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@Peter Nincompoop: I don't give a shit about Jets or Giants fans - I was just trying to humorously correct you.

@Peter Nincompoop: You're digging a big hole there, pal.

@Peter Nincompoop: Hey Pete, you sound like a real asshole. There's so much red meat in that post I almost don't know where to start. Let's address the most shocking allegation: it's Jets fans, not Giants fans, that are renowned for that timeless chant.

@Armen Tamzarian: Ohhh, I just got it.

@Armen Tamzarian: Who said I'm not?

@I Like Cheap Beer: You should be older.

@I Like Cheap Beer: Swing and a miss! Mary Tyler Moore Show.

I knew he was in the NY Times Crossword on Sunday. Now could one of you good people get my slippers for me.