It looks like he's giving the Invisible Man a rather painful blowjob.

@Cory Cross - Male Model Extraordinaire: +1

@shmendo: About Drew, goddammit. I was going for funny(Drew), not mean(Drew's undoubtedly lovely wife).

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: This is why I consider Deadspin an educational site. And the fact that I can google AND splel has made me the G.E.D. teacher's favorite. Oh, Ramon...

@bevraj of choice: That usually happens right after you get married. Ask Drew's wife.

@I slept with your wife: Good job.

@Steve Grogan Bud Bowl MVP: Excellent

@InsaneKingPosse: Goddamnit. Never answer the phone mid-comment.

"Well, the BP drilling accident continues to pour up to 6,000 barrels of lube daily into the Gulf.

So, who got the money from Adidas? I'm betting the AAU coach, whose negotiations with Wilson had apparently hit a snag.

@Juancho: Sorry, Juancho. The Indians are due to have a good year. It might be 2029 or 2030, but they'll do it.

"So he's enjoying penis a little bit more?"

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

@Cory Cross - Male Model Extraordinaire: Let's leave The Spoiler out of this conversation.

@J-No: He was getting interviewed. Interviewed.

@shmendo: That was mean. He looks more like the bald guy selling the bomb in Ronin. With more hair, of course.

@UweBollocks: I really miss Tail Pipe. It was such low hanging fruit.

I can't figure out if he's a bigger fan of Sigur Ros or blowholes.

He doesn't look that old, maybe like a Rosie castoff.

We need a follow-up. Not on the newscaster - I need to know if, after a couple weeks, she is in fact enjoying the penis a little bit more.