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@MarkKelsosMigraine: Thanks, that goes down my Netflix queue, behind Yentl, Nell, and Julia.

It's lucky she didn't hit a drunk tree.

@Brazil Thrill: Careful! Their psyches are more fragile than their currency.

Man, all this puking. Are they amateurs or pros?

@ClueHeywood: He's expected to be out for 2 to 4 hours.

I'm so tired of this story. Can't we just put it to bed?

@Dandy Koufax: That's, that's just terrible. Hilarious, but terrible. In a good way.

@shmendo: Man, I'm digging a big fucking hole.

@shmendo: No offense intended to any of the young women involved.

@shmendo: Having said that, what a leaky-assed little bitch move to play.

Great post Dash. Coaching seems to attract both ends of the bell curve.

"Now, where did I leave my moral compass?"

@Gamboa Constrictor: I can see why you'd be a little camera-shy after that whole Chris Hanson thing.

Goddamn it, I'm starting to feel a little bit sorry for him. Don't worry - I'm sure it will pass.

I think Parks and Rec parodied this video before it was ever made.

@UweBollocks: I agree. That had a plot, dramatic tension, and a satisfying resolution, all in 20 seconds.