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"Pedro Borbon!"

"Pinch hitting for Manny Mota..mota...mota!"

@DirkToberFest: I heard he was naming them after the cast H.M.S. Pinafore.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: +1

It's a cookbook!

@Ninja Assassin: Some people heard a second baritone from the grassy knoll.

@two81three30: It was quite clear.

@greatodinsraven: Gigantic billboards? That's what we're calling them?

Why the hell am I paying Marta? I've got to get Leitch another gin and tonic before he brings up Stan Musial's VORP.

@shmendo: This is all so informative. I shall enjoy discussing this at the alcohol-free wedding reception.

He'd have been in real trouble if he'd smuggled his cellphone into the tournament.

I also love the fact that "The Beach House" is not a house and it's not on a beach. Man, I should have FJMed this whole letter.

@lobstr: She's Trumpian in her aspirations(not to be confused with the sororities girls' aspiration of Natty Light).

Back to Yvonne and the two pukers: How does one "continuously" vomit throughout the facility? How many times, how many places? I need to know. And then poor old Yvonne threatening them to used the bathroom to puke next time... or else!

@Gamboa Constrictor: An absolute death sentence if you're invited to that wedding.

Have you looked at the Lake Lyndsay Lodge webite? They're just begging me to go all HGTV on their ass.